It's November 1: How's Your Favourite Team Doing?

One month into the new NHL season, and this much is obvious: the Toronto Maple Leafs are a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, dressed in the league’s silly new jerseys. The Leafs are scoring more often than your younger sister, but they’re also leaking goals at a potentially historic rate. They’ve lost two games by 7–1 final scores; they’ve also got an 8–1 win, along with consecutive 4–1 road victor...