11 "Don't-Tell-the-Wife" Secrets All Men Keep

There comes a time in every man's life when he discovers the value of hiding the grosser parts of his nature.He starts reciting the sweet nothings you long to hear: "No, honey, I play golf for the exercise." "No, honey, I think you're a great driver." "No, honey, I wasn't looking at that coed washing the car in the rain."
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