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Local Area Man Nailed for Counterfeiting $50 Bills in Order to Pay for Lap Dances

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

rickey kempter fake strip club moneyRickey Kempter kind of sounds like a dood that would cough up money for a private lap dance in the hopes that whatever stripper was grinding on his junk would end up somehow falling in love with him like he loves her only to run away from her pimp — since she’s really a prostitute on the sly, obvs — and then marry him at a Las Vegas chapel before skipping town for the bright lights of St. Louis. R...


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