Hi-Pod makes me think Ha(hahahahahahaha)Phone

We all know that iPhone clones are two a penny, but the makers of this cellphone from, surprise, surprise, China, have delved even further into Apple's back catalogue and come up somewhere around 3,000 B.C. second-generation iPod. And, being rip-off merchants, they've thought to call it the Hi-Pod phone.

As well as being able to dial out, (I give it three calls before the clickwheel falls off) t...