Battery Park City's Most Dangerous Benches

[Photo via Robert Simko/Broadsheet Daily.]

We weren't alone in wondering what a crazy bird habitat proposed for a Battery Park City rooftop would do to the windshields and umbrella sales of Lower Manhattan, but little did we know that the neighborhood is already caught up in a shitstorm! An "immature black-crowned night heron," the Broadsheet Daily reports, has apparently taken up residence on the Battery Park City esplanade just o...