New Mexico Women’s Soccer and Elizabeth Lambert Are Dangerous

Hines Ward was recently voted the dirtiest player in the NFL. But he ain’t got shit on Liz Lambert (it’s so much foxier than Elizabeth, right?) who is a master at ponytail yanking (which is exactly what I’m doing to Kigh the next time I see him for trying to one-up my Friday Fixx, even if it resulted in me jamming out to Phish playing Exile) and one of the most stone cold bitches I’ve seen in a wh...